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Find out what your website really costs you.

Send us your URL. Within 2 business days, you’ll have a written audit in your inbox: your real performance numbers, the issues that matter, and an honest verdict on what to do about them. Free, no strings – and no one will try to schedule a call with you.

Find out what your website really costs you

1.5s

Largest paint

90+

PageSpeed

0

Layout shift

What lands in your inbox.

Your numbers, measured Google’s way.

Core Web Vitals and PageSpeed scores on your key pages – the same data Google uses when ranking you, and the same numbers your slowest competitor is ignoring.

The 3–5 issues that actually matter.

In plain English. Not a 40-page automated report with 200 red flags – a short written analysis by the person who’d fix them.

An honest verdict.

One of three: optimize (your site can reach 90+, here’s the path), rebuild (optimization would waste your money – here’s why), or leave it alone (you’re fine, spend your budget elsewhere).
Yes, the third one happens.

Three steps. Zero meetings.

01 – You send the form below.

Takes about two minutes. The more context you give, the sharper the audit.

02 – We do the work.

Real measurement, real analysis – by hand, not by a tool that emails you a PDF the second you click submit.

03 – You get the audit in writing.

Within 2 business days. Read it with your coffee, forward it to your team, act on it with us or without us.

Get your free audit.

Free Audit

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Before you ask.

Is this actually free, or a sales trap?

Actually free. The honest business logic: some audits end in “optimize” or “rebuild,” and some of those companies hire us. Enough do that we can afford to give everyone the truth – including “your site is fine.”

Will someone call me afterwards?

No. We don’t do calls – for anyone, ever. You’ll receive exactly one email with your audit. What happens next is entirely up to you.

What do you need from me? Access to my site?

Just your URL. The audit uses public data – what Google sees, we see. No passwords, no installs, no risk.

My site isn’t WordPress. Can you still audit it?

Yes – performance is platform-agnostic, so the audit and verdict apply to any site. If the recommendation ends up being a rebuild, that part we do in WordPress.

Two minutes to fill the form.
Two days to know exactly where you stand.
The slowest thing about your website shouldn’t be finding out what’s wrong with it.